Dear Old Lady Who works at McDonalds
If I wanted a " southwest grilled chicken" sandwich I would ASK for a southwest grilled chicken sandwich. Why is it when I ask you for a grilled chicken sandwich meal you ask me if I mean the southwest. And why would you point to the sign and say " a cibatta" chicken sandwich, when that is the only kind of chicken sandwiches you carry now. You should've just appreciated that I remembered this whole conversation the last time I ordered from you, and I was kind enough to make it easy for you and not ask for my REGULAR grilled chicken sandwich on a sesame seed bun because last time I could see you were very confused. However when I sit down to eat and see you've infact given me a crispy chicken sandwhich you just better thank your lucky stars that my husband was the one who went back to switch it, and how dare you give him attitude! Note that if this happens again I will be speaking to your manager about you.
Yours Truly,
someone who actually has a brain.
Dear Idiot
If you insist on driving an SUV and parking it in one of the easiest parking lots there is, make sure you know how to drive. There should have been no problems getting out of the spot you were in. Why it took you fifteen turns and nearly hitting the cube truck beside you I don't know. The passenger in the cube truck should not have had to tell you to back straight out and then turn when clearly that is the ONLY way you are able to get out of that spot. And I don't even want to think of what you would have done if there happen to be another car beside you. Learn to drive or don't drive at all
Signed, person sitting in the restaurant shaking her head at you.
Dear McDonalds Restaurant
While your staff should know and understand clear plain english and yet get orders mixed up, I understand that they are just trying to make it through the day. I would like to however thank you for finally fixing the tap in the womans bathroom. I'm sure you've saved some money from not having it run constantly for about two years. However if you could just fix it properly so that my four year old daughter could actually wash her hands instead of burning them, it would be nice. And while I have your attention. Please note that it is October the 2nd 2008. It's not even thanksgiving until next weekend, and I would appreciate not listening to CHRISTMAS carols while I try and eat my messed up order thank you for that free piece of crispy chicken on my then fixed plain grilled chicken sandwich, and for the free apple pie, because your staff made a big mistake, and then proceeded to be rude to my husband.
signed, the customer who may just start driving across town to the other mcdonalds when I live right behind your restaurant, or the customer who isn't going take much more of this stupidity.
Dear Adam,
Even though I still don't understand why you fought with me about the paper you were holding to be todays paper when that was just the obvious, when I just wanted to know if it was OUR local paper, I forgive you for it. I know now that everyone else's stupidy was just rubbing off on you. Thank you for lunch and for dealing with that whacko behind the counter and for all the rest you do for me and our family. I know you work hard, and even though I don't tell you enough I really do appreciate it. Now if you'd please get all the recycling off of the fish tank and surrounding area I would be ever so grateful. And while you're there you can empty the damn thing since it's been sitting there fishless for about 8 months. Thanks!
Love, your super awesome wife ;)
As for the rest of the you.... just count yourselves lucky because it's now 8pm and Survivor is on and I'm off to sit on the couch with my blanket because it's flipping cold in here, and I will be content yelling at the people on the screen, because you just know they're going to do something stupid too!
Goodnight